Me too!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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