my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think I won the penis lottery.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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