I want to have your abortion
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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