Sponge bath it is.
I bet he comes in French.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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