Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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