its not stalking. its research.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
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