Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I look better un-naked...
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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