before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
