She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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