Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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