Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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