I didn't shave. On purpose
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂