apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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