i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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