A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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