marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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