"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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