I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
23 Medical Examiners Reveal The Most Disturbing Causes Of Death They’ve Seen
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.