My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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