i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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