I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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