Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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