...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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