i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.