i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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