yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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