Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
North Korea, Best Korea!
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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