On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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