Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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