I think my vagina is haunted
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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