mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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