I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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