I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
high people should be assigned attendants
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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