I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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