Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
How does one acquire holy water?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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