"it" just moved
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
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