But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
