I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
