i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.