apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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