Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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