I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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