his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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