Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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