Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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