y did u give ur computer a hand job?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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