More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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