So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize