guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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