Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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